Friday, April 13, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
ATT: HELIONS!
Just got off the phone with Helio customer service and YES all Helio "all in" members now have free in-network calling!
Monday, April 9, 2007
Prison vs. Work
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.
Sunday, April 8, 2007
Saturday, April 7, 2007
Friday, April 6, 2007
Google Launches Free 411 Service
To try this service, just dial 1-800-GOOG-411 (1-800-466-4411) from any phone.
Using this service, you can:
- search for a local business by name or category.
You can say "Giovanni's Pizzeria" or just "pizza". - get connected to the business, free of charge.
- get the details by SMS if you’re using a mobile phone.
Just say "text message".
And it's free. Google doesn’t charge you a thing for the call or for connecting you to the business. Regular phone charges may apply, based on your telephone service provider.
Note: Google Voice Local Search is still in its experimental stage. It may not be available at all times and may not work for all users. We’re fine-tuning the service to get better at recognizing your requests. It’s currently only available in English, in the US, for US business listings.
Thursday, April 5, 2007
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
The New Die Hard!!! YES!!!!
I'm so exited about this movie!!!!
The trailer just popped up on Yahoo movies
Click below to check it out!
Live Free Or Die Hard
I Want Me Some Of These Mints!
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MS Forced To Pull European TV Ad
The fun little 360 commercial above (which, incidentally, has been running since last year), called "Cops and Robbers", has been yanked off the air in Britain by the Advertising Standards Agency. This despite the commercial clearly stating that it was filmed in controlled circumstances, the cars never exceed the speed limit and that the ad agency worked closely with the Broadcast Advertising Clearance Centre during production to ensure it was all cool.
The ASA (and this is no shit) says the warning text only served to reinforce "the sense that the events were real, rather than fantasy, and were therefore capable of being copied". Wow. They're also unhappy with the way in which it glamourises "street car racing" and that the "robbers" are congratulated at the end of the "race".
Remember, kids: driving cars fast is bad, but it's OK to jump over and off tall buildings.
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Paper Mario goes WII!
I'm really gonna need to figure out how to squeeze more hours out of my day so that I can actually play games like this...
Peeing...Not as important as everyone leads to believe.
Sunday, April 1, 2007
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